Shocking news has come to light that a recent spate of setting fire to libraries has been perpetrated by glue-sniffing teenagers.
The Mail can reveal that glue-sniffing teenagers are actually not human at all but have been spawned in Europe by a bureaucrat known as Saruman who intends to wrest control of all that is good and decent using this army of misfits.
Margaret Thatcher said of the glue-sniffing teenagers, "yet again these oafs have destroyed my evening.".
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